littleblackangelwings:

oldsportyspice:

when you get a test and you actually understand all the questions

Omg I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

lolsofunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

This kid was born for politics.

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hey-sass-butt:

let-me-show-you-a-card-trick:

drapplepie:

8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice

“Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —”
“False hope?” repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —”
“I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —”
“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”

Almost every scene with McGonagall in it has the faint echoing sounds of sassy z-snaps in the background

It’s funny you should mention that because I snapped in a z formation literally right before reading that comment

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fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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